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HOLLYWOOD MEN
- 5 Reviews
Rating 2.0
 DI
V.
6/14/2013
My friends took me to Hollywood Men for my
bachelorette party. Was it fun? YES! Were the men
hot? YES! Did we have a good time? FOR SURE!
HOWEVER, there were some rough patches. This place
is a scam. When you order drinks from the wait staff
they add a 20% gratuity to the bill. The servers
then claim that the 20% is for the bartenders and
that you have to tip them on top of that!
Ridiculous.
My friends bought me a lap dance, which i thoroughly
enjoyed. But they were promised that I would be able
to get a second lap dance at the end of the show
when all the bachelorettes were called up on stage.
That was a lie. When the time came, they wanted
additional money to let me up on stage and give me a
lap dance.
Also, we found the staff to be very rude. They need
a serious attitude adjustment, especially when
working in the service industry and charging such
obscene prices!
 CYN
D.
3/30/2009
We came here for my best friend's bachelorette
party. We all had a good time despite the
shortcomings of the show, but I'm calling them out
nonetheless.
The quality of the performances was subpar. The MC
in particular told a bunch of nasty, sexist jokes
devoid of humor (e.g., "Want to blow out my candle?"
Umm NO). He was a total tool trying hard to be young
again. Some of the performers were ok (actually,
just Gustavo), but their dance moves and outfits
could've used a lot of help. What's up with the
goatees and long greasy hair? That Fabio look is so
1985.
DINA
B.
9/30/2013
Wow. This show deserves some rotten tomato
action. Hollywood Men fails on all fronts! The show
was tasteless, ghetto, appalling and offensive! I
brought my bachelorette girlfriends in for some
quality time but was so embarrassed for not doing my
research.
The videos on the HM website were conveniently not
loading. Yes, the guys' bodies were absolutely flawless,
but what they did with those bodies was so unsexy. Only
a couple of men could really dance, the rest was a
cheesy revolting s#%t show. Is that what they think
women like? Dude in a poorly fitting, dirty white
'captain' costume, with a red rose in his teeth,
dropping his pants with his butt to the audience showing
his g-string, to the deafening muffled sound of 'Take my
Breath Away'?
The music, the sets, the lighting, the whole
production was atrocious. The emcee guy looked like a
washed up porn star in his leather vest and greasy hair,
going on and on about nothing, telling bad jokes and
hi-fiving dancers who just stuck that hand in their
crotch smothered in whip cream. Really? Is this the
Illustrious Hollywood, the epicenter of entertainment?
This place was cold, dirty and uninviting. The 7 of us
prepaid our admission but they didn't have seats for us.
Our host appeared as if he was on something, and was
unapologetically nonchalant about the situation. We
finally found seats behind the giant pillar, and had to
stand up the whole time to see anything. We couldn't get
drinks at the bar, and when the waiter finally appeared
he took only 3 out of 7 orders, as he was trying to feel
up on my friend's leg. Then he almost got away with my
friend's credit card AND her driver's license, we chased
him down. The most traumatizing thing though was what
these guys assume that women like when they bring them
on stage. Shoving their sweaty polyester crotches in
your face and rough-humping it really really fast. Or
grabbing your breasts and shaking them as fast as they
can. Then they kick you off the stage to get to the next
victim. I assure you these girls did not look
comfortable! I swear they pretended that they liked it,
or they were so wasted they didn't care.
Anyway, Hollywood Men's style cannot possibly appeal
to women who want to be treated appropriately and enjoy
themselves in the LADIES Club. They are absolutely
missing the point. These douchebags have no idea how to
treat women, clients who happily throw money at them! I
just wonder why, why , why this place is packed every
night with screaming girls as if they've never seen a
man before. If you're like me, you may not want to waste
your money. One star for Marcus. Gorgeous man, great
dancer! He needs a new routine though badly. That Matrix
crap is ridiculous.
JEN
Y.
7/2/2012
Let me start by saying I would have given this
place 4 stars but because of the douche bag service
and racist/rude staff, I knocked it down to a 2. I
was tempted to give it a 1 but the show was pretty
fun so I'll give them that. Just a FYI - I went on a
Friday night.
The short version: The show was a lot of fun, most
of the guys are okay looking (some are pretty old)
but all have sick bodies, our waiter was useless,
and the manager was a washed up, racist dirt bag.
Don't pay for more than what you need to. If you do
the $50 special performance, go with the cop, the
fireman, or the Christian Grey (do NOT do the
vampire or spartan). If you all you want is a hot
guy dancing on you, save your money for the $10 lap
dance on stage, which will be after all the
performances. Bring singles and wear something you
don't care about.
The long version...
I'll start with the good. You have to go in there
with an open mind. The performances are cheesy and
entertaining all at once. Don't expect an Academy
Award winning performance or a Channing Tatum
doppleganger (I wish I could've gone to THAT club).
If anything, the role playing will give you a really
good laugh. The guys have hot bodies and it's fun to
look at. It's also fun to see the other girls get
into it. I advise bringing a lot of singles and
fives. I also advise wearing clothes you don't mind
ruining with sweat, oil, and possibly some spilled
drinks.
Now on to the bad. We went here for a bachelorette
party and paid a $35 cover for better seats. We also
threw in another $50 so the bride-to-be could get a
special performance on stage. From what I remember,
there were around 8-9 special performances
altogether. We chose the "vampire" theme and it
sucked (no pun intended). If you're going to pony up
the extra money, I advise you go with the cop theme,
the Christian Grey theme, or the fireman theme. If
you just want a hot guy dancing on you, save your
money for the $10 lap dance.
I wasn't expecting the world but we were
shortchanged and thought we could get an extra lap
dance or something to make up for it. And to be
clear, even girls outside of our group thought our
performance was really bad (e.g. "so..that's it?
what the hell was what?"). This is when service got
real bad.
I talked to our waiter, who assured us he would do
something, and lo and behold he didn't. Ladies,
don't tip your waiter anymore than you need to. They
literally have no say or pull. Tip him well if he
entertains you but not because you think he will
pull some strings. He will not.
I went to the manager (short stocky man with really
greasy black hair and weathered face) who was
hostile right from the start. I explained that a few
of us thought the performance was nothing compared
to the previous performances. He said if I'm not
happy, then he can ask his security guys to "pick us
up and kick us out." Um...WHAT!? He also said that
my "people" are never happy with anything. Always
complaining." Again...WHAT!? He then reminded me
that he can get his security guys to kick my friends
and I out. At that point, I said forget it and
walked away because it wasn't worth ruining my
girlfriend's party.
All that said, our waiter said he had no power but
would try to get someone to dance with us "after".
Based on the other reviews, it looks like "after"
means waaaaay later (after the stage performances
and then the stage lap dances).
Again, a really good time for you and your friends
but so NOT worth the add-ons and extra tips. The
manager is an old, wrinkly, angry, pathetic excuse
of a man (if he can even be considered one). If it
wasn't for him, I would have considered coming back
but out of principle - although, principle and strip
clubs seems to be at odds with one another - I don't
want to give them more money. Hopefully there will
be a different place to go to the next time I need a
male strip club.
 LILLY
T.
9/13/2007
25 dollars to get in.. great performance...some
men may seem gay... with black nail polish.. but
their buff and tight butt swipe u away... ladies
shove some dollars bills in ur shirt, they will take
them by their lips slowly going to ur neck.. friends
shove a dollar in ur fren mouth, stripper will take
them by their tongue and move slowly to ur
breast.... Marcus... is the hottest one in town...
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